StUPid DisGUSting Creatures!

For someone finds herself standing between people's shoes and likely to be squished bugs (generally loathed by the human kind) very frequently.. I really want to exterminate all; I mean ALL, the cockroaches in the world! Just thinking about them makes me scrunch up my face and shudder. I can't image what contribution they could possibly be making to the eco system. 

As a matter of fact, I've never seen these creatures outside; I only see them at home - in my cupboard, in drawers (both the wooden compartments we store things in and undergarments) in corners of the rooms... And in my bathroom!! Pieces of shit, they hide in the shower curtain waiting for me to make a small movement and then they jump out, scaring the life out of me. What's worse, these repulsive creatures ambush you after you're done with a nice long bath and you think you're the purest creature in the world. This is what happened to me last night. 

I was blissfully going to bed feeling as clean as I could ever be; you know, like when you smell really good, when it's nice and cool when you walk out and you think your skin is soft (even if it really isn't any different from 10 minutes earlier), for all you know, you might be glowing..  so that's when one of those stupid disgusting creatures fell on me from the sky (top of the door to be precise). It's not like the other bugs; it claws at your skin and it feels like its coarse, hair like things on its legs are inside you and you won't be able to get it off. Horrifying. So anyway, I whack it off my arm and guess what? It flies around and lands on my leg! UGH! 

It was too dark then, so I couldn't find and unleash my wrath on it. 

I wonder what went wrong with whoever it was that made creatures to make that thing. And give it wings too! They don't even know how to use them! They lift off from the ground, then are completely lost and out of control and plop themselves down wherever possible. Being things that seem too stupid to survive, the species appear to have done research or something, coz now they deftly maneuver themselves around the naphthalene ball thingies we leave around the place to end their miserable lives. (I'm not going to use Hit! or anything cause though I vex roaches I'm not willing to kill the planet or myself for destroying them, sooo...) They just don't die! The dumb creatures, as I type, are jubilantly chewing on clothes and waiting to pounce on unsuspecting people.