Mar 31, 2013

Cool Dude


(Through college I've volunteered with an NGO called Adharshila where we provide supplementary education to the kids of the neighbourhood)

At the centre we have a sort of semi class between the main class and the lunch break. During this time a few kids drop by, I’m not sure what exactly their relationship with the NGO is though. One day, a larger group came in and I saw some faces I didn’t recognize. This is when I saw cool dude for the first and only time.

Cool dude was a skinny little kid, just barely three and half feet. He was tiny! Winter had ended and it was getting rather hot, but cool dude was too cool for that; he wore an almost cowboy like jacket which flapped around behind him as he walked, underneath he had a tight shirt which was had the top few buttons undone and skinny jeans. But the outfit wouldn’t be complete without the pair of shades hooked on to the back of his collar.
Cool dude walked into class swaying to a rhythm in his head, was completely indifferent to the volunteer madam-s who the other kids went to. After a while he decided to grace these madam-s with his attention. He dropped his book in front of me. “Madam, kaam do.” I was very impressed with the attitude of this little creature who was barely as tall as my elbow, I asked him what his name was. He shot his arm out and pointed at his tattoo – DEEPAK. He really did not seem interested in doing work; when I asked him if he knew the alphabet and counting, he looked at me like I was being ridiculous. So I just gave him some simple sums. He came back looking proud. As I had suspected, he didn’t know how to tackle large numbers. So I explained to him how the carrying numbers over thing worked.

You should have seen his face! The simple act of leaving the units number down there and adding the other one with the tens seems to unlock all the mysterious secrets of the universe! Uninterested cool dude who would barely talk to me had disappeared, and Deepak was in top form; ready to tackle all the math sums in the world. I gave him sets of eight sums that he would bring back faster than the rest of the kids. A few sets into it, he started explaining the concept to a girl who had difficulty grasping it. In fact, she seemed to understand it better with Deepak’s enthusiasm.

When my friends and I were leaving, our coordinator approached me with tiny Deepak hiding behind her. She said that Deepak told her this madam teaches us good things. He wouldn’t look me in the eye, but no one could have given me a bigger compliment. And when he saw me packing up my things, he came up to me and happily buried himself under a pile of homework for the week. I told him I’d be back next Monday and that I should see him in class. He assured me that he’d come everyday, but I didn’t see him again.

I am disappointed that I didn’t get to see Deepak again, but he gave me a crucial dose of encouragement and helped me believe. If nothing else, Deepak will always know how to carry numbers over. 

Mar 17, 2013

The Bomb!

The class 12 batch (2011-2012) of Kendriya Vidyalaya Pattom was blessed with a unique bunch of girls. Zarin, Nazrin, Alina and Kalyani (the last one is me, btw). This is not to say that there weren’t other interesting people, because in my 6 years in KV, I met and got close to a lot of very exciting people. But I mention the 4 of us specifically because we were called by some, the “Vedi Gang”. For those of you, who are unfamiliar with the term, quite frankly put it means the Slut Gang. I've left KV Pattom and won’t ever go back there, and I honestly couldn't care less about what some lousy shithead wanted to call me.

But yesterday, Alina’s friend asked me not to ‘cntct’ her because ‘it wil affct her lyf’ if she keeps up her ‘cmpny wit us 3 ppl’. Make no mistake, I don’t give a crap about his insights of me, but when he tries to mess around with my relationships with my friends, that is where I decide to write about it publicly.

What constitutes a “slut”? Rather who gets the privilege of being called one? Because I can assure you that there was not one girl in school who sold her body for money. So is it a girl whose uniform is tight fitting and doesn’t resemble a sack? A girl that looks good perhaps? Who doesn’t have a decent haircut (whatever that means)? Is it a girl who talks too much? About things that must not be mentioned in public? Who doesn’t know her place? Who uses bad language? Is it a girl who talks to too many guys? Or one who has had multiple boyfriends? Or a girl that, god forbid, flirts?

If anyone says yes to all or any of those, it’s high time they got themselves checked. Regrettably, there are shitheads everywhere who not only believe but also preach such definitions of a “slut”. My objective is not to point out how messed up society is (which it is, btw, at magnitudes that defy hope) and this is merely a response to my conversation with the shithead last night.

However, I do have one thing to say. These “sluts”- I know quite a few of them, including the 3 I already mentioned- are simply extraordinary! They (or we) are smart, sexy, confident people who don’t take crap from anyone. Call me “slut”-ist (like elitist) but contrary to the term, we are completely and so utterly out of their (slimy lowlife shitheads’) league. And if being all that makes me a “slut”, I’m extremely proud to be one.